That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just pee around me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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