When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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