Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I need a burrito and a hug.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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