please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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