It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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