i can't believe i had my finger in that
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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