I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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