at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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