Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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