I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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