if only i could text you this smell
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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