Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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