Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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