I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
from now on my penis is your penis
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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