oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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