But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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