Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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