How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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