I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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