oh god the rape fog is back!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
birth control should be required to get into college
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
His nipple licking is glorious
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