What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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