Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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