Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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