Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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