Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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