You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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