You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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