smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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