My hand turned me down
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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