I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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