if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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