Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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