I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
