dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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