would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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