You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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