All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Shitshow foam night was such a success
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
