I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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