Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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