This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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