I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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