if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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