whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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