Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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