My hand turned me down
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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