You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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