How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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