Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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