I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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