i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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